that hozier tweet going around that’s like “never got that ride to church” is fake (obviously, it doesn’t sound like him at all) and honestly i’m offended on hozier’s behalf bc he is so much funnier than that
here are just a few selections from my “hozier tweets” tag:
please appreciate this man
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